Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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