I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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