they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
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Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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