I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
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For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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