Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Randomize
