We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Say something about gay babies.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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