Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
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I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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