Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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