were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
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No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
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Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'm too high and old for this...
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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