Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
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when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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