he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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