**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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