Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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