So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
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It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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