I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
