:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
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And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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