she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
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Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
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i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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