kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
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The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
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If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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