Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
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Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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