I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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