that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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