Dual....:-)
just tell him i said nine months
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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