It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
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I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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