wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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