There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
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You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
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Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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