I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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