last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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