Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
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this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
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We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
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