Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
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Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
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That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain