Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..