So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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