it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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