hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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