Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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