She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
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Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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