she looked like the bat from fern gully.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
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Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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