Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
