Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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