Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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