Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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