my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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