have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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