is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
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So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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