So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
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My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
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First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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