Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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