big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
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Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
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I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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