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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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