Did you just see the Batmobile???
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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