What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Randomize
