Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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