Are we in a gay sports bar?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
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Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
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Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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