the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Everything about him screamed your future.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
last night I used snow as a chaser
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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