C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
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Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
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I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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