And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
