How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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