Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
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It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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