I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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