So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
is that a dick in a sweater?
All the doctor said was why
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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