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apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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