the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
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i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
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Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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