just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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