I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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