guys are not supposed to queef...right?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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