i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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